A: You're here for the meeting, aren't you? Well, it's about the Red Tape Initiative: reducing paperwork, increasing efficiency, and making sure you fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.
A: Forever. You'll need to fill out form 27-B/6 at least 5 times before we even think about approving your request. Don't worry, it's just a little something to help us understand the intricacies of your request.
A: Ha! You think you're that fancy? No, you'll need to print out 3 copies, bind them in a leather binder, and submit them by carrier pigeon to the Red Tape Ministry.
A: Oh, you will. You'll make a lot of mistakes. And that's okay! We've got a whole team of expert form-fillers who'll be happy to help you fill out your form again... and again... and again.
Get your copy of Form 27-B/6 here.
For an in-depth guide to our Red Tape procedures, check out the Red Tape Manual.